MANDATORY SILENT HOURS

Due to unforeseen circumstances, all employees are required to spend 2 hours in silence every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. This is not a drill.

During this time, all electronics are strictly prohibited. No phone, no computer, no video games. You will be forced to stare at the wall, contemplate your existence, and wonder if the meaning of life is just a series of meaningless meetings.

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