Welcome to Meeting 1: The End of Productivity. This gathering of the world's most unproductive individuals is sure to be a wild ride.
Join us for a meeting where ideas won't be had, tasks won't be accomplished, and coffee won't be consumed. Because who needs coffee when you can just stare at the clock?
Agenda for the day:
- 10:00 - Arrival of the Unproductive
- 10:15 - Introduction to the concept of 'Maybe I'll start my work later'
- 10:30 - Group exercise: Staring at screens without clicking anything
- 11:00 - Lunch break: Eating Cheetos and watching cat videos
- 11:30 - More of the same
- 12:30 - Conclusion: 'I'm not really sure what we accomplished'
Don't forget to bring your favorite procrastination tools:
- Fidget spinner
- Phone with infinite scrolling capabilities
- Favorite meme to send to your coworkers
Hyperlinks:
Meeting 2: The End of Caffeine
Meeting 3: The End of Entertainment
Stay tuned for our next meeting where we'll explore The End of Sanity.