The Eternal Whiteboard Session

Minutes from the Most Important Meeting Ever

Minutes 1-5:

• Someone wrote "Tacos" on the whiteboard.
• Everyone stared intensely at the "Tacos" for 5 minutes.
• Someone else drew a picture of a taco.
• The picture of the taco was declared a "game-changer."
• More "Tacos" were added to the whiteboard.

Minutes 6-10:

Someone suggested we "get to the point."

Everyone looked around confused.

The meeting leader started to talk about the importance of "synergy."

Everyone nodded vigorously.

Minutes 11-15:

We discussed the meaning of life.

We decided it was "Tacos."

We took a break to eat actual tacos.

Minutes 16-20:

Someone brought up the topic of "productivity."

We all stared intensely at each other.

Someone else declared, "I'm productive!"

We all nodded in agreement.

Decisions Made:

• We will eat more tacos.
• We will have more meetings.
• We will never leave this whiteboard.

Action Items:

• Someone needs to get more markers.
• Everyone needs to be more productive.

Meeting Adjourned.

Eternal Taco Subsidy

Meeting 4: The Whiteboard is a Portal