Meeting 3: The Pointlessness of Discussion

This meeting will revolve around the futility of discussing anything of substance. We will waste 3 hours of your life discussing the color of the wall, the merits of beige versus off-white, and the optimal angle at which the fluorescent lights should be adjusted.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Wall Color Debate
• Item 2: The Futility of Meeting Agendas
• Item 3: The Unanimous Decision to Decide Nothing

Please arrive prepared to be underwhelmed.

See also:

• Meeting 4: The Pointlessness of Discussion (continued)
• Meeting 5: The Pointlessness of Discussion Part Deux
• Meeting 6: Where We Actually Achieve Something But Not Really