Meeting 4 for the Final Exasperation: The Countdown Begins!

Agenda:

1. 6:00 PM: The Room Will Be Declared a "Madness Zone" and All Sane Discussion Will be Suspended.

2. 6:05 PM: The Prophetic One Shall Speak, and All Shall Listen.

3. 6:15 PM: A Special Guest Will Appear, Dressed in a Furry Suit, to Deliver a 5-Minute Lecture on "The Art of Napping" (Sponsored by the Local Cat Litter Association).

Action Items:

• Napping Solutions - A list of approved napping spots within a 5-mile radius.
• Brainstorming Brain Burnout - A comprehensive guide to preventing and treating brain burnout.

Subcommittee:

The Subcommitee of the Uninitiated - A secret society of meeting attendees who have forgotten what the original meeting was even about.

Remember, this meeting is a minutes away from being over!

Minutes:

Minutes are being taken by the Prophetic Secretary in the back corner, wearing a "I'm not listening" expression.