Meeting 4: The Final Exasperation

Welcome, mortals, to the most epic struggle of them all. We've reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic ineffectiveness, the zenith of time-wasting, and the nadir of productivity.

Today's agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life in 5-minute increments.
• Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in official communications.
• Decide which coffee machine is the most efficient (Hint: it's not the one that doesn't exist).

Side effects of this meeting may include:

• Loss of sanity.
• Involuntary screaming.
• Temporary loss of limbs due to excessive hand-wringing.

Please arrive prepared for the existential crisis that is sure to follow.

Minutes will be taken, but not actually kept, because who needs those?

Decisions will be made, but not actually implemented, because why bother?

Minutes will be kept, but not actually kept, because, well, you get the idea.