Meeting 5: The Curse of the Unknown Caffeine Source

After weeks of searching, we've finally found the source of our team's caffeine addiction: a mysterious, ancient coffee bean hidden deep within the server room.

A cryptic message from the bean reads: "Beware the jitters, beware the crashes, and beware the existential dread."

The team is divided on what to do with the bean. Some want to destroy it, while others propose a ritual sacrifice to appease the coffee gods.

• Meeting 6: The Curse of the Unknown Cocoa Source - Investigate the dark chocolate connection
• Meeting 7: The Caffeine Council - Establish a governing body to regulate caffeine intake
• Meeting 8: The Coffee in Crisis - Develop emergency response protocols for caffeine overdose

Next meeting: 3 days from now. Bring your own coffee mug.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any lost sleep, productivity, or existential dread caused by this meeting.