By the power vested in us, we hereby establish a mandatory coffee break policy for all Prophetic Meetings. Every hour, on the hour, we shall take a 15-minute break to recharge with copious amounts of caffeine.
Article 1: All members are required to consume at least 2 cups of coffee during each break. Failure to comply shall result in a penalty of 10 minutes of extra work.
Article 2: The break shall be taken in the designated Caffeine Council Chambers, located in the basement of the Prophetic Tower.
Article 3: Any attempts to sneak in a different type of beverage during the break shall be considered a grave offense against the council.