09:00-09:30 - Coffee and existential dread
09:30-09:45 - Review of the apocalypse
09:45-10:00 - Brainstorming: "How to survive in a post-apocalyptic world"
10:00-10:30 - Break: Eating Cheetos and contemplating the meaninglessness of life
10:30-11:00 - The importance of having a backup plan (in case the world ends)
11:00-12:00 - Lunch: Eating stale bread and wondering if it's still edible