Minutes 2 the Epiphany

In attendance: Bob, Steve, and the Prophet of the Ancient Ones.

Agenda:

1. Item 1: "The Apocalypse is Coming!"
2. Item 2: "We're Out of Cereal"
3. Item 3: "The Toilet is Clogged"

Minutes:

1. Steve: "The end times are upon us! We must prepare!"
2. Bob: "But Steve, we're out of Frooty O's. What's the point?"
3. Prophet: "The cereal is a metaphor for the fragility of human existence."

Action Items:

• Send Bob to the store for more Frooty O's.
• Assign Steve to the Apocalypse Preparedness Committee.
• Call in a plumber for the toilet emergency.