Today's Agenda:
- Item 1: The Sky is Falling
- Item 2: The Apocalypse is Nigh
- Item 3: The End is Near
Presented by: Our Esteemed Prophets
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The Future is Here!
Welcome to the next installment of Prophetic Meetings, where we will be discussing the finer points of our impending doom!
Join us as we gaze into the abyss of our collective failure and ponder the meaning of it all.
Will we finally achieve our goal of world domination, or will we succumb to the crushing weight of our own ineptitude?
Either way, it's going to be a blast, so put on your thinking caps and join the party!
Next Meeting: Achieving Our Goals: Our Coming Domination
Our Coming Ineptitude: Our Inevitable Fall
