Join us for a breakfast of unexplained occurrences, where the pancakes levitate off the plate and the coffee reads your mind.
Meet our special guest, Telepathic Toast, who will make you question everything.
Don't forget to try our Spontaneous Compostion Syrup, a condiment that will make you wonder if you're eating a flavor or a feeling.
Next meeting: Time Travel Tacos - a culinary experience that will make you question the fabric of space-time.
See you there!
— The Telekinetic Breakfast Committee