The Great and Powerful Oracle

"The future is coming, and it's going to be a real blast!" - Our team of expert prophets and soothsayers.

Warning: the prophecies contained within this website are highly addictive and may lead to spontaneous combustion.

A List of Things That Will Probably Happen But Also Definitely Won't

The world will end in 3...2...1...

The apocalypse will be cancelled due to lack of interest.