Prophetical Sessions: The Bartering Chapter

Session 6: The Fine Art of Giving Up Your LawnToday's Agenda:

• Why you should never, ever, EVER mow your lawn
• The 5 stages of negotiating with an ODDer: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance
• Extrapolating the value of your lawn as a commodity

Join us for this special session of Prophetical Sessions, where we delve into the dark arts of bartering with the most uncooperative of individuals: The ODDer. Don't be late, or you'll be stuck in the weeds.

Next Session: The Art of Renegotiating with the ODDer's Lawyer