As a Prophet of the Apocalypse, you've seen it all, and it's all gone wrong. Now, you're ready to make a swift exit.
Below are the top three strategies, carefully curated by the Council of Apocalypse.
A tried and true favorite among prophets, this strategy is as simple as it gets.
Just grab your nearest doomsday device and make a beeline for the nearest exit, while screaming "I'M GOING TO DIE, I'M GOING TO DIE!"
For the more subtle prophet, this method involves blending in seamlessly with the crowd, while secretly plotting your escape.
Don the guise of a harmless accountant, and work your way up the corporate ladder, all while keeping your prophetic abilities under wraps.
A more...unconventional approach, this strategy involves delivering a powerful, soul-stirring reading of your own prophetic poetry while making a break for it.
Just remember to bring a nice bottle of wine, and a good pair of running shoes.
The Art of Exit-Through-Performance
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try the:
The Wildcard Method: Prophetic Poker
(This one involves a combination of strategy, wit, and a strong stomach. Not recommended for the faint of heart.)