Prophets of the Apocalypse: Exit Strategies

As a Prophet of the Apocalypse, you've seen it all, and it's all gone wrong. Now, you're ready to make a swift exit.

Below are the top three strategies, carefully curated by the Council of Apocalypse.

1. The Classic "Scream and Run" Method

A tried and true favorite among prophets, this strategy is as simple as it gets.

Just grab your nearest doomsday device and make a beeline for the nearest exit, while screaming "I'M GOING TO DIE, I'M GOING TO DIE!"

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2. The Stealthy "Blend in" Approach

For the more subtle prophet, this method involves blending in seamlessly with the crowd, while secretly plotting your escape.

Don the guise of a harmless accountant, and work your way up the corporate ladder, all while keeping your prophetic abilities under wraps.

Learn the Art of Infiltration

3. The Dramatic "Dramatic Reading" Method

A more...unconventional approach, this strategy involves delivering a powerful, soul-stirring reading of your own prophetic poetry while making a break for it.

Just remember to bring a nice bottle of wine, and a good pair of running shoes.

The Art of Exit-Through-Performance

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try the:

The Wildcard Method: Prophetic Poker

(This one involves a combination of strategy, wit, and a strong stomach. Not recommended for the faint of heart.)