Baba Llama
Expert in the field of Llama-based apocalyptic predictions. Specializes in the art of making accurate yet hilarious forecasts based on llama hair growth patterns.
Subpage: Llama Hair Forecasts
Chuck McPunk
Seer of the streets, Chuck McPunk knows all about urban apocalyptic trends. His prophecies are based on an extensive study of 80s music and graffiti patterns.
Subpage: 80s Urban Prophecies
Dr. Voodoo Vee
Master of Voodoo economics. Her predictions are based on an ancient study of crystal balls and Excel spreadsheets.
Subpage: Voodoo Economic Forecasts