As per Section 7, Article 3 of the Prophets' Charter, we are required to present the following emergency measures to ensure the continued stability of the Prophetic Council.
We have allocated 10,000 golden acorns to be spent on the acquisition of an insurance policy that protects us from divine retribution. This includes but is not limited to: lightning strikes, curses, and spontaneous combustion.
Due to the increasing popularity of our prophets, we must ensure that our image is maintained through targeted propaganda efforts. This includes the distribution of complimentary pamphlets, social media advertising, and strategic placement of billboards.
Learn about the Prophetic Propaganda Department
In preparation for the impending apocalypse, we must have a solid plan in place for evacuation, shelter, and the distribution of prophetic relics.
View the Apocalyptic Contingency Plan
As per Section 7, Article 5, we are allowed to maintain an infallibility fund for any unforeseen events that may require us to be, shall we say, "infallible".