PROPHETS BUDGET 2022, SECTION 7: EMERGENCY MEASURES

As per Section 7, Article 3 of the Prophets' Charter, we are required to present the following emergency measures to ensure the continued stability of the Prophetic Council.

Measure 1: Divine Intervention Insurance

We have allocated 10,000 golden acorns to be spent on the acquisition of an insurance policy that protects us from divine retribution. This includes but is not limited to: lightning strikes, curses, and spontaneous combustion.

Measure 2: Prophetic Propaganda Department

Due to the increasing popularity of our prophets, we must ensure that our image is maintained through targeted propaganda efforts. This includes the distribution of complimentary pamphlets, social media advertising, and strategic placement of billboards.

Measure 3: Apocalyptic Contingency Planning

In preparation for the impending apocalypse, we must have a solid plan in place for evacuation, shelter, and the distribution of prophetic relics.

Measure 4: Infallibility Fund

As per Section 7, Article 5, we are allowed to maintain an infallibility fund for any unforeseen events that may require us to be, shall we say, "infallible".