Emergency Measure 3: "Sacrificial Goat Initiative"

In the event of an imminent apocalypse, our team of Prophets has devised a plan to ensure the continued existence of the world's most essential snacks. This measure involves deploying a fleet of robotic sacrificial goats to roam the countryside, providing a beacon of hope and snacks for the desperate masses.

Sub-Measure 1: Goat Deployment Strategy

This measure has been allocated $100,000,000 from the Prophets' Budget for 2022.

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