Office Hours with Steve, Prophet of the Apocalypse

Join Steve for a series of unorthodox and possibly apocalyptic meetings. Today's agenda:

Tweets from Steve

Just had to sacrifice my cat to the abyssal void of the company's budget. #ProphetLife

I'm not a cult leader, I'm just a guy with a PowerPoint presentation. #ApocalypseSolutions

When the world ends, my stock options will still be valid. #InvestmentTips