Prophecy of the Doomsday

According to our sources, the Doomsday is nigh. Like, actually nigh. Like, "turn off the lights and hide under the bed" nigh.

We're not entirely sure what it is, but it's probably something with lasers.

Our team of expert Void Prophets has been studying the signs for years, and we've narrowed it down to three possible scenarios:

Senior Prophets' Theories - Our most senior prophets are convinced it's just a really bad case of global warming
Techno-Prophet Predictions - These guys are all about the robots taking over, and it's gonna be a real "Rise of the Machines" kind of situation
Chaos Prophet Speculation - They're all about the impending collapse of society due to a particularly well-placed meme

Stay tuned for further updates, or just hide under the bed and pretend it's not happening.

Or, you know, Panic Button might be a good idea.