Meeting with Prophet Alan, Bean Whisperer

Summary:

We discussed the impending Bean Apocalypse and the role of bean-based prophecies in modern society.

Key takeaways:

1. Beans are the answer, but only if they're properly toasted.
2. The Bean Whisperer's Guide to World Domination is a must-read for all would-be prophets.
3. A bean-filled apocalypse is not just a possibility, but a probability.

Next Steps:

• Convene an emergency meeting with the Bean Council to discuss the Bean Apocalypse Protocol.
• Develop a comprehensive bean-based crisis management plan.
• Establish a bean-themed think tank to explore the economic and social implications of a bean-filled world.

Related Links:

Bean Apocalypse Protocol | The Bean Whisperer's Guide | The Bean Manifesto

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