Meeting with Prophet Alan, Bean Whisperer
Summary:
We discussed the impending Bean Apocalypse and the role of bean-based prophecies in modern society.
Key takeaways:
- Beans are the answer, but only if they're properly toasted.
- The Bean Whisperer's Guide to World Domination is a must-read for all would-be prophets.
- A bean-filled apocalypse is not just a possibility, but a probability.
Next Steps:
- Convene an emergency meeting with the Bean Council to discuss the Bean Apocalypse Protocol.
- Develop a comprehensive bean-based crisis management plan.
- Establish a bean-themed think tank to explore the economic and social implications of a bean-filled world.
Related Links:
Bean Apocalypse Protocol | The Bean Whisperer's Guide | The Bean Manifesto
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