We are seeking a brave warrior to save the world from the impending doom of certain destruction. If you're up for the task, apply in writing to The Prophets.
Must be able to wield a sword, ride a horse, and recite iambic pentameter with the best of them.
Flexible schedule. Must be able to attend meetings in the middle of the night, but only if they're held in a dark, abandoned church.
Free housing in a haunted mansion, free parking, and a 401(k) that's been taken care of by the ancient prophecy gods.
Click here to download the application form in triplicate, then send it to us by carrier pigeon.
Email: prophets@prophets.com, Phone: 1-800-PROPHETS-1, Fax: 1-800-PROPHET-2
The Prophets are an equal opportunity employer. All applicants will be given equal chance to save the world, regardless of age, sex, or species.