Chapter 3: The Prophets' Guide to Effective Napping

By the great Prophets themselves, this treatise on napping is a game-changer.

Sacred Principles of Napping

• Know thy bed, know thyself.
• Find thy ideal napping angle.
• Master the art of the 20-minute snooze.

Chapter 4: The Dark Art of Coffee Sniffing is a must-read for any serious prophet.

Prophetic Napping Techniques

1. Prophetic Napping Position 1: The Folded Lotus.
2. Prophetic Napping Position 2: The Reclining Sage.
3. Prophetic Napping Position 3: The Snore-ific.

For more advanced napping techniques, see the appendix.