Prophetical Meeting Protocol

By order of the Great and Powerful Prophets Council, all meetings shall be conducted with the utmost respect, efficiency, and an air of mystery.

Article 1: The Prophetical Preamble

The Prophetical Preamble is the foundation upon which all future discussions are built. It consists of a 10-minute introduction, 30 seconds of silent prayer, and a 5-minute presentation of the Prophetical Vision.

Article 2: The Prophetical Agenda

Agenda items shall be presented in a strict, numbered list format. Each item shall have a clear and concise description, with no room for interpretation or debate.

  1. Item 1: The Meaning of the Universe
  2. Item 2: The Prophetical Approach to Quantum Physics

Article 3: The Prophetical Decision-Making Process

Decisions shall be made through a process of divination, intuition, and random coin flips. All decisions shall be final and binding.

By order of the Great and Powerful Prophets Council, this meeting is now adjourned. Carry on, Prophets!

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