We've been telling you what to do for centuries, and you've been doing it. Well, most of you have been doing it. A few of you have been stubborn, but that's just part of the plan.
Our prophets are the ones who know the secrets of the universe. We're talking quantum mechanics, dark matter, and the meaning of life. We're not just blowing smoke, we're not just blowing fire. We're blowing truth.
So, you may ask, "But how do I know who to believe?" Well, let's just say that our prophets are the real deal. We've got the credentials: the fancy robes, the staffs of fire, and the "I Told You So" t-shirts.
Stay prophetic, friends.