Our Prophets: The Real Gods

Here at the Great and Glorious Church of Prophets, we have the most accurate, the most reliable, the most utterly incomprehensible prophecies you'll ever lay eyes on.

Prophecies:

The Doomsday Burger, The Great Sausage, The Mad Cow, and The Fuzzy Pink Fish!

Our Prophets:

Born from the divine blood of our ancestors, our Prophets are:

• Brother Zorvath the Great, the Sister Gloria the Omni, Brother Bob the Utterly Confused, and Sister Bertha the Occult!