Our Prophets Are the Real Gods - The Great Fuzzy Pink Fish Prophecy

And so it has been foretold... in the ancient tome of Fuzzy Pink, chapter 12, verse 42:

• Behold, the fish shall rise from the depths, with scales of pink and a mane of golden glory.
• And the people shall rejoice, for they shall be guided by our prophets, who shall speak with the voice of the gods.
• The land shall be filled with the sound of sizzling fish sticks, and the smell of nacho cheese shall waft through the air.

And lo, the prophet Zorvath shall reveal the secrets of the Fuzzy Pink Fish, as he shall speak: