Where the skies are gray, but our prophecies are bold!
Our prophets have seen the truth, and it's not pretty.
They've gazed into the abyss, and it stared back.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out our latest visions:
We're not saying it's going to happen, but it's probably not not going to happen either.
Stay informed, but don't get too attached. Our prophecies are like buses, but without the buses.
Or, in our case, with more fire and brimstone.