Welcome to Alpha Meetings: Advanced Protocols, where the art of pointless conversation meets the science of unnecessary discussion.
Here, you'll find the most cutting-edge, bleeding-edge, and completely-made-up meeting protocols to take your pointless discussions to the next level.
From the Alpha Meetings Protocol 101, to the Advanced Alpha Meetings Protocol 2.0, we've got it all.
But wait, there's more! Don't forget to check out our Alpha Meetings Bonk Bonanza, where we'll teach you how to turn your meetings into a real-life game of "BONK"!
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