Standardized Suffering: Point 2

As per our company's strict protocol for maximum productivity and minimum human fulfillment, we have revised our Standardized Suffering Policy to include the following:

  1. Increased coffee machine maintenance schedule: Every 3 hours, on the nose.
  2. Extended meetings by 30 minutes for mandatory small-talk and existential dread.
  3. Revised break room snack policy: All snacks are now free, but only for those who have achieved "Suffering Level 3+" status.
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	// Suffering Level 1: Basic Suffering
	// Suffering Level 2: Moderate Suffering
	// Suffering Level 3: Advanced Suffering
	// Suffering Level 4: Suffering++ (requires Suffering Level 3+ status)