The Quarterly Soup Stand Tuna Incident occurred on the 15th of February 2023. It started with a routine soup tasting session, but quickly spiralled out of control. Reports indicate that the soup in question was a mix of tuna and... something else.
We have reason to believe that the 'something else' was a can of spray paint. The consequences were dire, with several employees reporting vivid, disturbing visions.
We have interviewed key witnesses, including our fearless leader, Bob.
"I was just trying to mix things up, you know? Add a bit of excitement to the usual tuna soup. I had no idea it was a can of spray paint, I swear!"
We have collected evidence, including a security camera photo of the can in question. View the Evidence Room
Our forensic team is still trying to determine the full extent of the damage, but it seems that the paint has left a lasting... um... flavor on our company culture.
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