Reality Check: A Meeting

Today's agenda:

• Confirm the meaninglessness of existence
• Discuss the futility of trying to make a difference
• Review the minutes from yesterday's meeting on the meaninglessness of existence

Current Reality Status:

Our reality is currently at 74.2% probability of existential dread. This meeting aims to bring it down to 72.4% or lower.

Subtopics:

• The Futility of Human Connection
• Quantifying the Meaninglessness of Existence

Adjournment of Meeting:

We will adjourn this meeting when the existential dread reaches 50.1% or less. If it doesn't, we will continue until we all lose our minds.

Next Meeting:

Next Meeting: Adjournment of the Inevitable