Redundant Meeting 5-Year Itch: Exit Strategy
Sub Agenda: The Great Escape
As the meeting drags on and on, it's time to make a break for it. Our exit strategy involves:
- Slowly getting up from the chair
- Excusing oneself to the restroom, but not really going
- Feigning a phone call to get out of the room
- Or, if all else fails, simply Stand Up and make a dramatic exit
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Meetings are like pizza. Even when they're bad, they're not that bad. Learn more
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This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually leave a meeting without permission from the meeting organizer.
Meetings are like buses. You miss one, you'll miss another. Learn more
Meetings are like trains. They just keep on coming and coming. Learn more
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Meetings are like boxcars. They just keep on coming. Learn more
Meetings are like pizza. Even when they're bad, they're not that bad. Learn more
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This website is a simulation of a real meeting. Any resemblance to actual meetings is a coincidence.
Meetings are like pizza. Even when they're bad, they're not that bad. Learn more
Meetings are like trains. They just keep on coming and coming. Learn more
Disclaimer 14:
This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually leave a meeting without permission from the meeting organizer.
Meetings are like boxcars. They just keep on coming. Learn more
Meetings are like trains. They just keep on coming and coming. Learn more
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This website is a simulation of a real meeting. Any resemblance to actual meetings is a coincidence.
Meetings are like pizza. Even when they're bad, they're not that bad. Learn more
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