We're at it again, folks. Another 5 years, another meeting to discuss the same thing.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the same old idea we discussed in 2018.
• Item 2: Pretend we're making progress.
• Item 3: Take a 2-hour break to eat Cheetos and browse cat videos.

Decisions:

• We'll do the same thing we always do.
• We'll pretend we're making progress.
• We'll take a 2-hour break to eat Cheetos and browse cat videos.

Next Meeting:

• The Same Meeting in 5 Years
• The Same Meeting in 5 Minutes
• The Same Meeting in 5 Seconds