This law states that any meeting, discussion, or gathering of more than three individuals shall be automatically considered a waste of time.
Exceptions: If there are exactly three people and one of them is a coffee machine, the pause is only 2.5 times more productive. However, if the other two people start talking to each other, the pause reverts to its original form.
Subpage: Exception to the Coffee Rule
Article 1: All meetings, discussions, and gatherings of more than three individuals are automatically considered a waste of time.
Article 2: Exceptions to this law shall be made on a case-by-case basis, with a minimum of three weeks' notice, and a unanimous vote by all participants.
Article 3: If the exception is made, the pause shall only be 2.5 times more productive, and only if one of the participants is a coffee machine.
Article 4: If the coffee machine starts talking, the pause reverts to its original form, and all participants are required to drink an extra cup.