Actual Meetings: Where Time Goes to Waste

This is the meeting that never seems to end. The one where everyone's on their phone, and nobody's actually contributing. Where the projector's always on, but the presentation's not.

Boring Reports Unending Agendas More Actual Meetings

Today's Agenda:

1. Discuss the report on the report.

2. Debate the meaning of "actual progress."

3. Wonder why the meeting's still going on.

Boring Reports: Because someone has to read them. Unending Agendas: Where the discussion never actually ends.

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