Redundant Meetings: Agenda, Part 2, Sub-Item 4

A Meeting So Vast, It Has Its Own Time Zone

Sub-Item 4/4: The Meeting That Never Ends

Because who needs a lunch break, anyway? This meeting has been in session since 1987. We're just getting started.

Sub-Item 5: The Meeting in Space

We've discussed the same points for 23 years, 1 week, and 3 days. And yet, we still can't seem to agree on what to do.

Some of us have been here since the Clinton administration. Others have been here since before that.

It's a meeting that defies the laws of physics and human endurance. We're not sure what the exit strategy is.

But don't worry, we'll get there eventually. Or will we?

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