Redundant Meetings Agenda - Part 2: Topic 4 - Notes

Notes from the meeting that nobody actually took

Agenda Item 1: The Importance of Repeating the Obvious

As we all know, this is a very important point. I mean, who doesn't love repeating the obvious? It's like, totally a thing.

[Insert 10 bullet points of repetitive text here, because why not?]

Agenda Item 2: The Benefits of Not Doing Anything

Because, let's be real, who needs to actually accomplish anything? Not us, apparently.

[Insert 5 bullet points of excuses for not doing anything, because procrastination is a virtue]