Notes from the meeting that nobody actually took
As we all know, this is a very important point. I mean, who doesn't love repeating the obvious? It's like, totally a thing.
[Insert 10 bullet points of repetitive text here, because why not?]
Because, let's be real, who needs to actually accomplish anything? Not us, apparently.
[Insert 5 bullet points of excuses for not doing anything, because procrastination is a virtue]