This meeting will be a repeat of the previous meeting because we all forgot to do the thing we were supposed to do last meeting. We will rehash the entire discussion and maybe, just maybe, we'll make some progress this time.
Remember, this meeting is brought to you by the fine folks at Redundancy Inc., because we love wasting time.
Meeting adjourned, until next week. Maybe.
Disclaimer: Meeting attendees are not responsible for their own productivity. Side effects may include: eye strain, boredom, and mild despair.