Meeting Agenda: Part 3, Topic 1, Sub-Topic 2 - The Inevitable Rehash

Today's discussion: redefining the meaning of 'urgent' to include, but not limited to: coffee breaks, extended lunches, and impromptu naptimes.

Relevant Documents:

• Document 1: The Unnecessary Revision
• Document 2: The Obvious Obfuscation

Note: Please review all documents prior to the meeting. If you have not, you're not prepared. If you are, congratulations, you're not prepared.

Agenda Items:

• Agenda Item 1: The Pointless Discussion
• Agenda Item 2: The Slightly-less-Pointless Discussion

Please arrive prepared to discuss, or don't bother arriving at all.