MEETING AGENDA

Topic 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
Topic 2: The Unending Saga of the IT Support Tickets
Sub-Topic 3: The Secret Life of the Coffee Machine
Document 1: The Original Donut Heist
Document 2: The Conspiracy Theorist's Guide to the Coffee Machine

Today's meeting will be a thrilling ride of bureaucratic tedium. Don't forget to bring your lunch!