Today's meeting will be exactly the same as yesterday's. In fact, it will be the same as every meeting since 2015. Don't worry, it's not your fault, it's just the way the universe has planned it.
Someone, or someones, have stolen all the donuts. Again. The meeting will now descend into an existential crisis.
Subtopic 2: The Trauma of the Stolen Donuts Subtopic 3: The Donut Heist: A RetrospectiveSomeone has been spreading rumors that the CEO eats all the donuts. Someone else has been spreading rumors that the CEO has a donut-shaped tattoo. Someone else has been spreading rumors that the CEO is secretly a donut.
Subtopic 1: The CEO's Donut Addiction Subtopic 2: Donut-gate: A Scandalous Affair