The Ancient Guide to Redundant Meetings

Meetings: the bane of the modern workplace. But fear not, traveler, for we have uncovered the ancient secrets to making them tolerable.

Chapter 1: The Art of Saying "I'm Not Late"

Learn the ancient art of arriving on time, or at least, not arriving late.

• Chapter 1.1: The Power of Excuse Crafting
• Chapter 1.2: The Art of Apologies
• Chapter 1.3: The Lost Art of Leaving Early

Chapter 2: The Secret to Not Being Asked to Leave Early

Avoid the dreaded "Can we talk about this after the meeting?" question with our expert advice.

• Chapter 2.1: The Ancient Art of Eye Contact
• Chapter 2.2: The Power of Body Language
• Chapter 2.3: The Subtle Art of Pretending to Care

Chapter 3: The Ultimate Guide to Pretending to Take Notes

Master the ancient technique of writing illegible scribbles that mean absolutely nothing, but make you look productive.

• Chapter 3.1: The Art of Writing with Your Non-Dominant Hand
• Chapter 3.2: The Power of Random Symbolism
• Chapter 3.3: The Subtle Art of Writing in Invisible Ink