The Ancient Guide to Redundant Meetings

Meetings, meetings, everywhere. But have you ever noticed, the ones that never end?

Technique 1: The Never-Ending Agenda

1. Create a 17-page agenda, with each page a summary of the previous one.
2. Use buzzwords like "synergy" and "disrupt" to keep things exciting.
3. Make everyone repeat the same points, in the same order, for the next 5 hours.

Subpage: Buzzword Bingo

Technique 2: The Art of Reiterative Recapitulation

1. Summarize the previous meeting, in exactly the same words, for every meeting.
2. Use a PowerPoint slide with 500 bullet points, each one a slight variation of the last.
3. Repeat this cycle ad infinitum.

Subpage: Summary Syndrome

Subpage: PPS Epidemic