Meetings: A Journey to Nowhere

Ancient Guide-Techniques: Because Who Needs Efficiency?

Meetings: The art of gathering people in a room to discuss something that could've been covered in a simple email. A tradition so old, it's been around since the days of the cavemen.

The Ancient Guide-Techniques of Meetings:

• The Art of Repeating Oneself
• The Joy of Saying the Obvious
• The Futility of Trying to Remember the Agenda

Warning: Prolonged exposure to these techniques may lead to: Dizziness, Headaches, and a strong urge to just stay home and work from there.