Ancient Prophesies
In a land before time, our ancient prophets gathered to share their wisdom with the world. Their words were like a beacon of hope in a sea of uncertainty, but also occasionally a little too on the nose.
Prophecy 1: "The coffee machine will be invented, and with it, our meetings will never be the same."
Prophecy 2: "The concept of 'work-life balance' will be lost forever, replaced by 'work-life-hustle.'"