MEETING OF THE YEAR: THE APOCALYPSE

Announced for: TOMORROW at 11:11 AM

Don't forget to bring your favorite apocalyptic survival snacks!

Location: The Abandoned Parking Garage of Doom (aka "The Pit")

Objective: To discuss the meaning of life, the afterlife, and whose turn it is to bring donuts.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Importance of Properly Filing Your Taxes in a Post-Apocalyptic World
• Item 2: The Ethics of Raiding the Neighbors' Pantry in a World Without Rules

Subpages:

• Announced Meetings of the Year
• Meeting Agenda

Minutes will be taken by the designated meeting secretary, who will be forced to survive on a diet of nothing but canned goods for the next 6 months as punishment for last week's meeting.

See you there, survivors!

— The Redundant Meeting Committee