In our annual meeting report for 2022, we are thrilled to present our most exciting updates from the world of Redundancy. This year, our team has achieved a new level of redundancy in our processes, resulting in a 300% increase in meetings per hour.
As a result of our efforts, we have accumulated a significant amount of technical debt. Our team has invested in a state-of-the-art "Meeting Simulator 3000" which has resulted in:
import MeetingSimulator3000 from 'meeting_simulator_3000'; MeetingSimulator3000.create(10000); // 10000 meetings per hour
The simulator has allowed us to reach new heights of meeting-ness, but has also resulted in some... interesting side effects. Our team has reported:
* Increased coffee consumption by 500%.
* A 200% increase in "Meeting Fatigue Syndrome" (MFS) cases.
* A 300% increase in "Why Can't We Just Send an Email?" incidents.
We are committed to paying off our technical debt and continuing to innovate in the field of redundancy.
View 2023 Report