Annual Planning Meetings: Because Time is a Luxury

A watch made of gold and time

Meetings that last for hours, because who needs actual progress?

Join us for the most exciting, soul-crushing experience in the company calendar:

8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "What is our goal again?" session
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Because food is the best part of the meeting.
1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: "Why aren't we doing that thing?" session
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: "Who forgot to bring donuts?" session

Need a break from the annual grind? Try our bi-annual meetings!

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, join us for our quarterly meetings of doom!