Today's meeting is being held at the Quarterly Meetings Venue, a state-of-the-art conference center with a 10-minute walk to the nearest Starbucks.
We will be discussing the following agenda items:
- Marketing's new "Think Different" campaign
- IT's new "Why Is It Still Not Working?" report
- HR's new "We're Firing Bob" presentation
Refreshments will be provided, including free coffee and a 50/50 chance that it's decaf.